"i did it mom!!!
I played with my boyfriend...
i got stinky...
i got flirty, i trade my sandwiches for a kiss!!!
We got dirty!!!
We tried and tried mom, til we reach the top!!!
I got pregnant ...
But see???
I learned...
Sorry na ha!!!
Kalanding bata!!!!




To the man who inspired virgins,
comforted ladies,
helped girls in need of sex,
shared many beds
and gave many women happy mem0ries...





This is a toast to all of us
beautiful ladies of 2009!
For the men who are fortunate to have us,
the LOSERS who had us and lost us,
and the very lucky BASTARDS who will still meet us!
Send this to all the beautiful women u kn0w!
Don't break the chain!




I have f0und men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them...
Hehehe!






a guy was setting up his new email account while his girlfriend sat beside him
feeling all macho, he put in "penis" as his password.
his girlfriend fell off her chair laughing when the error message registered as:
"Password not long enough"



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