Name 5 ROAD-SIGNS describing a female organ:
1. Deep excavation
2. Slippery when wet
3. Stop-on red signal
4. Slow-down on curves and humps
5. MEN AT WORK
7 days makes 1 week
7 days of sex makes one weak
But no sex in a week makes one sick
However, a good sex once a week makes one seek...
How to satisfy a woman...
care, excite, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,
console, adore, respect, & love.
How to satisfy a man...
wala!!! SEX lang talaga!!!
Labels: Funny quotes/SMS, Naughty sms
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