
Conserve water....
Drink beer...
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q.What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
A. Magnets have a positive side!
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: A f****ing know it all.
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